Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK
-Whoa man, did you just say f**k?
Naw man, I just said Firetruck
-But when you bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that's not normal-
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
...Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite.
And if you didn't like this song, go fïretruck yourself
četrtek, 19. januar 2012
Boxman lyrics
so let me tell you how this all came to be
I'm doin' this here rap for your safety
so all you kids don't mess up like me
and be disowned by your family
so check it, this is how it all began
I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran
I decided it was time to get a tan
so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran
I forgot my house was two stories tall
I missed the first step and began to fall
What happened next I could not recall
I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all
I thought I could get some help on the street
I got run over by a fucking Jeep
the rest of this mess I will not repeat
to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
I woke up in a strange location
some dirty bum had an explanation
apparently he had no education
he turned my body into an abomination
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/smosh/boxman.html ]
he said he found me on the road nearly dead
it was necessary he fix my torso and my head
he had no human parts so he used a box instead
the news was so overwhelming that I fled
(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man)
[yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman?
yeah, he used to be a part of my clique
yeah, well what about now?
I don't know man, he can suck my --]
it's hard to live with a body of cardboard
you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored
but since the accident I've always been ignored
I trust one day that my hope will be restored
I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me
but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree
I get so desperate that a cry and I plea
I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree
I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me
hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley
if I ever want to travel across the sea
I disguise myself as a package and fly for free
Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell
so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell
SMOSH MILKY MILKSHAKE LYRICS
Milky milkshake,Dancing with my milkshake
Baby oh yeah,I'm dancing with my milkshake
Ohh i love my milky milky shake
Baby,Milky milkshake (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake shaking my milk milk
baby shaking my milkshake,On the dance floor
baby Milky milkshake (Milky milkshake)
Milkshake are my favorite things in the world.
One time i drink five of them then i hurled!
Milkshakes make meeeeeeee,super happy!
if they didn't exist that would be crappy!
Milky milkshake (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake oh my milkshake!
Milky milkshake (Milky milkshake)
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,my milkshake
Milky milkshake (ohh give it baby)
Milkshake are my favorite things in the world.
One time i drink five of them then i hurled!
Milkshakes make meeeeeeee,super happy!
if they didn't exist that would be crappy!
Milky milkshake (Milky milkshake)
Milky milkshake (awwww give me that milkshake)
Milky milkshake,awww my milkshake
Oh i'm shaking my milkshake.
Milky milkshake.
Ohh give me that milkshake,give it.
ok you can have some...
coz sharing mean's caring
sreda, 18. januar 2012
boxman 2.0 lyrics
I’m a nice guy and get nothing in return but
Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt
By the way, saying “Good game” doesn’t mean it’s OK
Guy on guy butt slapping’s really gay
No, that’s not me now, I’m Boxman version two
Out with the old box, in with the new
Don’t expect a dance from me that’s so overplayed
Boxman Dance time won’t get me laid
Out with the old box, in with the new
Don’t expect a dance from me that’s so overplayed
Boxman Dance time won’t get me laid
The old me would be polite and hold open doors
Not the new me, I’ll walk past ’cause I’m hardcore
Hand me that paper, no I won’t say please
Because I’m a BAMF like Sue from Glee
Not the new me, I’ll walk past ’cause I’m hardcore
Hand me that paper, no I won’t say please
Because I’m a BAMF like Sue from Glee
Which gang should I join? The Bloods or the Crips?
Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
(Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)
Let’s see that dinosaur’s gang operation
Why not combine the two? Purple is hip
(Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination)
Let’s see that dinosaur’s gang operation
He’s a Boxman version two
Everything you knew about him’s now untrue
He’s a Boxman two point oh
He’s really badass like G.I. Joe
He’s a Boxman in a gang
They make him do things that are insane
He’s a Boxman as you can see
Breaking that table was really mean
So maybe gang life ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain’t for me
Oops Forgot to wear my undies
They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me
Hanging out with old men who live at home just ain’t for me
Oops Forgot to wear my undies
They all saw my box-butt and made fun of me
Stop, everybody put your hands in the air
There’s a gang affair going on in here, I’m aware
There’s a gang affair going on in here, I’m aware
Holy f**ing sh**, I’m f***ing out of here, man
I had nothing to do with any of their plans
I had nothing to do with any of their plans
Whoa, oh my God, dude, what the hell is all this?
Gangs play Pokemon? You can’t be serious
Hey, is that a Snorlax? that card is super cool
I’ll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel
Gangs play Pokemon? You can’t be serious
Hey, is that a Snorlax? that card is super cool
I’ll trade you for my Squirtle, Mewtwo, and Tentacruel
Now I’m a box living in a box on the street
All ’cause I wanted street cred from the industry
I don’t care if people don’t like what they see
If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tre
All ’cause I wanted street cred from the industry
I don’t care if people don’t like what they see
If they got beef with me, they can go hump a tre
He’s a Boxman version two
Everything you knew about him’s now untrue
He’s a Boxman two point oh
He really really really likes The Cosby Show
He’s a Boxman acts like himself now
Doesn’t try to act like the rest of the crowd
He’s a Boxman now he’s cleaner
But if you’re a prick he’ll kick your wiener
Everything you knew about him’s now untrue
He’s a Boxman two point oh
He really really really likes The Cosby Show
He’s a Boxman acts like himself now
Doesn’t try to act like the rest of the crowd
He’s a Boxman now he’s cleaner
But if you’re a prick he’ll kick your wiener
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Watch the bloopers at Smosh dot com
I wish I had something else to say
Then I would ….. better day
Download the song
Watch the bloopers at Smosh dot com
I wish I had something else to say
Then I would ….. better day
That rap sucks.
Transformers Rap lyrics
I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young, I was flippin through the channels when I saw something on, something about robots that destroy each other, it made me want to go blow up my mother.
Oooh, Anthony is not alone, it made me wanna go blow up my home, originally I did that and your point? I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme!
If you didn't get what were talkin' about, we're talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around, if you think the transformers, you was right cause everybody knows that they hella tight!
Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap, they told us that the script was full of nonsense! I bet that you thought I was gonna say crap cause it rhymes with rap, but I'm better than that!!
Transformers WILL punch you in the face
Transformers WON'T do the macarena
Transformers always say no to drugs
Transformers: robots in disguise
They don't even need to use a glock, they can take you down with their electric shock! Harder than a body slam from the rock but not as much as a slap from my--hand!
Oooh, have you heard about optimus prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime, if your booty's gettin hot and it keeps getting hotter, he'll turn into a firetruck and spray you with water!
Optimus knows how to use his hose, he be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes, stuffin pixie stix right through his nose, until his nose unloads and explodes busloads!
Oooh, right now we switch it up, like when decepticon kicked autobot butt! And, thunderblast is a slut--what? sh-she is.
Transformers WILL find a cure for death.
Transformers WON'T do your algebra.
Transformers are against terrorism!
Transformers: robots in disguise
The dopest parties are thrown by the autobots, disco dancin' and chicks hella hot! They got moves like you ain't never got! No weed, no spank, no crap, no game!
They don't need their stuff to keep their party insane, moves so whack that you can't explain, dancing's so crazy that'll melt your brain, moves that decepticon's can never obtain, hear that Megatron? You ain't got no game! Autobots, throw it up! Makin it a game! You fight to contain the shame you've obtained, Optimus will take you out with a megaballame!(wtf?)
Transformers don't give a damn what you all say, TRANSFORMERS, hit the club like, every day! TRANSFORMERS blow things up with satisfaction, they blow up in your face like a chain reaction!
Transformers WILL run for president
Transformers WON'T dress for halloween
Transformers hardcore since '84
Transformers.
Pokemon Theme Song Revenge Lyrics
Shut up!
It was the year 2005, Youtube had just begun
So we made a video, just for fun
We lip synced the Pokemon theme, we thought it was alright
But randomly, some dick removed it, claiming copyright
POKEMON, YOU DON’T KNOW THE LAW
Why can’t you see, it was a parody
POKEMON
Oh, you used to be cool, ’til you turned into a tool
POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
It got tons of views, your legal team’s full of noobs
Mess with me and I’ll teach you,
POKEMON!
TRY TO SUE US NOW!
Try to sue us now!
Yah!Had 24 million views
It was the year 2005, Youtube had just begun
So we made a video, just for fun
We lip synced the Pokemon theme, we thought it was alright
But randomly, some dick removed it, claiming copyright
POKEMON, YOU DON’T KNOW THE LAW
Why can’t you see, it was a parody
POKEMON
Oh, you used to be cool, ’til you turned into a tool
POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
It got tons of views, your legal team’s full of noobs
Mess with me and I’ll teach you,
POKEMON!
TRY TO SUE US NOW!
Try to sue us now!
Yah!Had 24 million views
The most viewed on YouTube’s space
But the legal douches flagged it
[Yes must delete all Pokémon Parodies]
Robbed our rightful place
But the legal douches flagged it
[Yes must delete all Pokémon Parodies]
Robbed our rightful place
Let’s kick their ass, the time is right
There’s no better team
Arm-in-arm we’ll win the fight
It’s always been our dream!POKEMON, YOU DON’T KNOW THE LAW
There’s no better team
Arm-in-arm we’ll win the fight
It’s always been our dream!POKEMON, YOU DON’T KNOW THE LAW
Why can’t you see, it was a parody
POKEMON
Oh, you used to be cool, ’til you turned into a tool
POKEMON
Oh, you used to be cool, ’til you turned into a tool
POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
It got tons of views, your legal team’s full of noobs
Mess with me and I’ll teach you,
POKEMON!
It got tons of views, your legal team’s full of noobs
Mess with me and I’ll teach you,
POKEMON!
Try to sue us now!
Try to sue us now!
[Sir, Smosh has made another Pokémon video! Pokémon]
Try to sue us now!
[They must be eliminated!]
Try to sue us now!Kill Them!
Try to sue us now!
[Sir, Smosh has made another Pokémon video! Pokémon]
Try to sue us now!
[They must be eliminated!]
Try to sue us now!Kill Them!
Why can’t you see, it was a parody
POKEMON
Ooooh, you used to be cool, til you turned into a tool
POKEMON
Ooooh, you used to be cool, til you turned into a tool
POKEMON, YOU CAN GO TO HELL
It got tons of views, your legal team’s full of noobs
Mess with me and I’ll teach you
POKEMON!
It got tons of views, your legal team’s full of noobs
Mess with me and I’ll teach you
POKEMON!
TRY TO SUE US NOW!
POKEMON!
POKEMON!
torek, 17. januar 2012
The Legend Of Zelda Rap - Lyrics
Yeah my name is Link, man, I’m more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT’S A F**KING GIRL’S NAME!
I’ve saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT’S A F**KING GIRL’S NAME!
I’ve saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
“Hey, Look, Listen” Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
I’d rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it’s time I got some recognition, don’t you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
I’d rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it’s time I got some recognition, don’t you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
‘Cause he’s the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don’t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain’t gonna stop ’til the world is free of evil
Wears tights every day, don’t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain’t gonna stop ’til the world is free of evil
I’ll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin’
I’ve got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that’s right)
I’m called bushwhacker and my bank account’s maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet’s packed now
I’ve got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that’s right)
I’m called bushwhacker and my bank account’s maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet’s packed now
Can’t back down, can’t slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I’m forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
Yet I’m forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
‘Cause he’s the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don’t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain’t gonna stop ’til the world is free of evil
Source: LYBIO.net
Wears tights every day, don’t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain’t gonna stop ’til the world is free of evil
Source: LYBIO.net
Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa’s got a thing for elfs and he’s getting’ his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you’re straight? (Ha-ha!)
The “Uggs and Skirt” fad is so 2008!
Santa’s got a thing for elfs and he’s getting’ his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you’re straight? (Ha-ha!)
The “Uggs and Skirt” fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it’s Ganondorf tryin’ to jock on my style
Batman’s cape, Lincoln’s beard, were you dressed by a child?
You’re a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn’t kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
Batman’s cape, Lincoln’s beard, were you dressed by a child?
You’re a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn’t kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda’s stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she’s sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she’s sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
Man, you should’ve been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It’s a damn lie you told about Zelda ’cause she loves my master sword
It’s a shame your whole life’s been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
’cause today will be the day known as “The day you got schooled”
It’s a damn lie you told about Zelda ’cause she loves my master sword
It’s a shame your whole life’s been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
’cause today will be the day known as “The day you got schooled”
‘Cause he’s the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don’t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain’t gon’ stop ’til the world is free of evil
Wears tights every day, don’t give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain’t gon’ stop ’til the world is free of evil
Meat In Your Mouth - Lyrics
Umm ahh, this is so meaty! Shut up!
We were asked to make a music video for Wilshire Farms Little Smokies. When the video was shown, we were immediately fired and they vowed to never work with us ever again. But we’re releasing it anyway, ’cause we’re a-holes.
Well, I could put the meat in your mouth!
What?!
You’re playing video games and need something to chew
You’re super hungry, so what do I do?
I put the meat in your mouth, I put the meat in your mouth
You know you love it when you get that meat in your mouth.
You’re super hungry, so what do I do?
I put the meat in your mouth, I put the meat in your mouth
You know you love it when you get that meat in your mouth.
You’re out on a date, macking on some stew
Your girl’s super picky, so what do you do?
You put the meat in her mouth, you put the meat in her mouth,
First dates are great when you put the meat in her mouth
Your girl’s super picky, so what do you do?
You put the meat in her mouth, you put the meat in her mouth,
First dates are great when you put the meat in her mouth
Her mom got mad ’cause you were out too late
Said be back by midnight, now she’s really irate
Put that meat in her mouth, put that meat in her mouth,
Moms always love getting that meat in their mouths.
Said be back by midnight, now she’s really irate
Put that meat in her mouth, put that meat in her mouth,
Moms always love getting that meat in their mouths.
You’re chilling with the dudes and the game’s almost through
The pizza never came, so what do you do?
You put the meat in their mouths, you put the meat in their mouths,
Dudes love other dudes putting meat in their mouths.
The pizza never came, so what do you do?
You put the meat in their mouths, you put the meat in their mouths,
Dudes love other dudes putting meat in their mouths.
When you’re home all alone and want to try something new
You look down at your meat and what do you do?
Put that meat in your mouth, put that meat in your mouth
You know you love it when I put that meat in my mouth
You look down at your meat and what do you do?
Put that meat in your mouth, put that meat in your mouth
You know you love it when I put that meat in my mouth
The rest of the video was damaged when Wilshire Farms threw the video out the window.
To see behind the scenes footage and bloopers, click the link in the description below, then get the song on iTunes. Put meat in people’s mouths. Click the subscribe button to get some meat in your mouth. I wish I can get some meat in my mouth (cries)
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